peter parker + avengers
DON’T DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN
i panic. i drop that thun thun thun. it’s everywhere oh god. children are screaming. i flee the scene. i am a wanted woman.
DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK
NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK
JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK
THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK
PLEASEJONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY
for further reference see: Eragon
see also: Percy Jackson
Yes. Yes I would.
Yes. Definitely. :P
Because I wanted to.
It’s not right for everybody, but I do think you should be older when you have sex.
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
Das cold, batman
telepath more like telepathetic
this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
guys i’m aleight
some of you reached out to the police that found me an knocked in my door and i am crying, the amount of asks i’ve gotten and comments and now i feel bad but i’m at the hospital rn with mom and a policeman and maybe things will be ok
i will post more details later, i promise
Does anybody know anything about user croowley? it’s been hours since the last post. :(
no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom